Emily: I'm leaving sweetie, don't forget, the baby gets a bottle at eight, right before bed, okay?
Me: Okay. Um, have...have fun.
Emily: You know I will...you don't have to wait up, I'll be home late.
Emily: You want me to wake you up when I get home?
Emily: What if I've been...you know...a naughty wife?
Me: Emily, I...
Emily: Want me to wake you up my special way? Climbing on your face and letting you smell and taste what a naughty wife I've been?
Emily: Hmmmm, that's my sissy girl...take good care of the baby, love, I'll see you later.